Fortunately for Microsoft, Cringely's readers come through with tons of titles for the interface formerly known as Metro Credit: StepanPopov / Shutterstock Everything old is new again with Microsoft. For example, last week Redmond unveiled a new logo with a Rubik’s Cube color scheme and a kinder, gentler font. Windows Phone may have a new lease on life, now that Samsung and by extension Android has been kicked in the cojones by a Silicon Valley jury. Of course, Windows 8 has finally been released to manufacturing for shipping this fall, even though its much ballyhooed and/or derided tile interface is no longer being called Windows Metro. [ Also on InfoWorld: Cringely shows Microsoft how to do marketing — hopefully someone is listening. ] A couple weeks back I asked the residents of Cringeville to lend Microsoft a hand in renaming the Interface Design Scheme Formerly Known as Metro (or IDSFKAM for short). They jumped in with both feet. It is time now to reveal my favorites: Windows by any other name In honor of 1999’s Windows Millennium Edition and the Mayan 2012 predictions, Tim M. suggests “Windows Apocalypse Edition.” I really like that. But is that with zombies or without? It’s unclear. Impressed by the current incarnation of Windows Phone 7, a prickly reader known only as CactusNJ nominates “Microsoft Vision.” Sorry, I just can’t see it. Somehow I forgot to make a BSOD joke in my first post about this, so reader Kevin H. did it for me: “Blue Tiles of Death.” Is he suggesting that Windows 8 will soon be swirling down the toilet alongside the Tidy Bowl Man? If so, he’s not alone. Todd H. suggests just turning the 8 in Windows 8 on its side, creating Windows Infinity. That’s a future too horrible to contemplate. I think I’d rather have the zombie apocalypse. A reader known only as Kevins_76 offers up “Windows Tablet Framework, or WTF for short.” No explanation necessary. In a paean to other now-moribund Microsoft products, Cringester Bob B. suggests “Next of Kin.” Ouch. That’s an awful pun even by my debased standards — in other words, nicely done. A reader known only as Software Guy suggests “Broken Arrow,” the military distress call of last resort and a rather silly ’90s-era action flick starring John Travolta and Christian Slater. Like John and Chris, Windows’ career isn’t really going anywhere these days either. In honor of Windows 8’s miles of tiles, Christian B. goes artsy with “Mondrian,” while Ron K. suggests the less colorful yet still compelling “Blackstreet.” I like that, but only because it sounds like a 1970s blaxploitation film hero. Robert F., a self-described techno-geezer who says he likes Windows 7 but has no use for tablets of any stripe, proffers “Windows Craptastic.” Sorry Bob, I think that’s already been used to describe every other Microsoft operating system. L. Dean offers up Microsoft Mahjong, a tribute to both Win8’s tiled interface and the gamble Microsoft is taking on trying to make the same interface work for both fingers and keyboard. Or maybe he means you’ll need the help of three Chinese support techs to get Win8 up and running. Lamar P. keeps it simple: “Windows Touch,” which is actually pretty good. Maybe he should be working for Microsoft. Microsoft as muse Finally, my call for rebranding even inspired reader “Brainout1” to pen a poem, which is too long to include in its entirety but starts thusly: I’ve seen the brand-new Windows Tiles — we go from bad to worse!What Windows did to make more smiles — Now makes the users curse. Apparently renaming Microsoft products is a popular Internet pastime; the WP Central blog inspired hundreds of its readers to suggest new monikers for Metro. Maybe Microsoft should take the hint for Windows 9, if and when that OS comes. Next time, leave it to the InterWebs to name your stuff. We certainly couldn’t do much worse. Technology IndustrySoftware DevelopmentSmall and Medium Business