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Reader challenge: Write your gripe

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Mar 26, 20093 mins

Gripe Line reader Brian takes on Seagate, aka the Knights who say "ni!"

There has been quite a lot of griping in the comments lately — OK, always — about well, just about everything. That’s to be expected when you name a column “The Gripe Line,” and it is certainly the nature of blogs. But underneath the bad temper, name calling, and complaining, I hear a plea. I will (politely) paraphrase it: “We want to write this blog.”

So be it. Once a week I will post a gripe from you as it comes to me. I won’t do anything to it but clean up the grammar and cut out any rude comments or bad language. (Seriously! I’m doing that much.) I won’t ask a dozen experts to take on the questions you ask. You are on your own.

[ Frustrated by your tech support? You’re not alone. Get answers from Christina Tynan-Wood in InfoWorld’s Gripe Line newsletter. ]

But here is the challenge: Can you rise to the level set by this first offering from Brian?

Tony? VonSkippy? Whattya got?

Thanks Brian!

Dear Gripe Line,

I have a bad Seagate hard disk. It was a secondary disk on my computer. The computer suddenly was very slow and then unresponsive. I placed the drive in another computer and it is not recognized (or even noticed) by the BIOS or the OS. Same thing when I put it back in the original computer.

So, I am returning it since it is under warranty. Seagate has a very easy-to-use procedure online. I did not even have to prove the drive was dead to anyone. So, I process the order — no problems. When I read the shipping and packing instructions, it turns out that since I do not have my original packaging, I need to use 2-inch foam rubber to pack my drive. No other packing materials can be used. I do not even think this drive came with foam rubber. We have plenty of bubble wrap in the plant, but they do not allow it. I have never dealt with a company that forced the use of foam rubber.

So, since I cannot locate any foam rubber anywhere in the plant, I am now forced to use the following options:

* Purchase packaging materials from a 3rd party of their choosing (www.wic-store.com), create an account, get spammed, and pay $15 plus tax and shipping, plus fill out an expense report for all of this.

* Locate a supplier of foam rubber, pay probably just as much, if not more, and still be stuck with filling out an expense report.

* Pay Seagate $20 to ship me a new drive first, but they do not accept American Express.

I feel like I am dealing with the Knights who say “Ni!” and I have to give them a shrubbery before I can pass.

I have been on hold for 40 minutes now with them. I want some explanation from them on why I have to jump through hoops to get this warranty fulfilled and why they require foam rubber and will not accept bubble wrap.

Brian

Got a gripe? Send it to christina_tynan-wood@infoworld.com.

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Christina Wood has been covering technology since the early days of the internet. She worked at PC World in the 90s, covering everything from scams to new technologies during the first bubble. She was a columnist for Family Circle, PC World, PC Magazine, ITworld, InfoWorld, USA Weekend, Yahoo Tech, and Discovery’s Seeker. She has contributed to dozens of other media properties including LifeWire, The Week, Better Homes and Gardens, Popular Science, This Old House Magazine, Working Woman, Greatschools.org, Jaguar Magazine, and others. She is currently a contributor to CIO.com, Inverse, and Bustle.

Christina is the author of the murder mystery novel Vice Report. She lives and works on the coast of North Carolina.

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