Bad news, ladies, there's one less eligible billionaire to go around. Last weekend, leading G-man Sergey Brin and his longtime galpal Anne Wojcicki got hitched in a small private ceremony. According to the Washington Post's Reliable Sources column, wedding guests boarded the Google Jet and were whisked away to an undisclosed location in the Bahamas, where Brin and Bride were wed on a small sandbar. According to Bad news, ladies, there’s one less eligible billionaire to go around. Last weekend, leading G-man Sergey Brin and his longtime galpal Anne Wojcicki got hitched in a small private ceremony. According to the Washington Post’s Reliable Sources column, wedding guests boarded the Google Jet and were whisked away to an undisclosed location in the Bahamas, where Brin and Bride were wed on a small sandbar. According to my own Unreliable Source (who hid in the G-Jet’s luggage compartment and snorkeled to the sandbar wearing a neoprene tuxedo), the ceremony was performed by actor Mike Myers dressed as Dr. Evil. Maid of Honor and Best Man were Foxxy Cleopatra and Mini-Me, respectively, and security for the event was provided by sharks with friggin’ laser beams attached to their heads. The wedding was made possible only after a team of Google attorneys labored throughout the night, hammering out the final details of a prenup for the $16.6 billion Googlionaire. (According to the agreement, if the couple does split up, Wojcicki will receive a cash payment of $100 million, plus custody of the first O and second G in the Google logo on alternate weekends.)We in Cringeville wish them a long and happy union. Editor’s Note: InfoWorld has serious concerns about the accuracy of the foregoing item. Though Cringely insists each detail has been scrupulously fact checked, we are not entirely convinced. Individuals with first-hand knowledge of the event are encouraged to contact us via email or post their comments below. Software DevelopmentSmall and Medium Business