Is there anyone Apple won't sue? Is Qantas really trying to blame airplane malfunctions on laptop users? Cringely has the scoop. I love The Register. The U.K. tech news weekly always has something worth a read and it’s often a total hoot. Today found three items I couldn’t resist sharing. The first one: Apple Inc. has sent a nasty gram to The Victoria School of Business and Technology in Vancouver, Canada, warning it to stop using an apple as the school’s logo. Apparently Apple believes the VSBT apple bears an uncomfortable resemblance to Apple’s apple, even though the school’s apple is a slightly different shape and uses a dramatically different color scheme. The school’s response? Bite me. No word yet whether the company has also threatened to sued God for inserting an apple into the story of Genesis, or any one claiming to have an Adam’s apple.Meanwhile down under, a Qantas jet plunged out of control on a flight over Western Australia, injuring 74 people (though none fatally). How is this tech news? Because Qantas is looking at laying the blame on naughty passengers using their personal electronics when they shouldn’t have been. Also: Their seat backs and tray tables were not in the upright and fully locked positions, and somebody had filled out the in-flight magazine’s crossword puzzles using a pen. Last year, the airline tried to blame an unplanned course alteration on a passenger using a wireless mouse. According to Aussie paper The Herald Sun, Qantas has been warned twice in the last four years about problems with the elevation controls on its A330-300 Airbus models. Nah, the problem must be those laptops.Finally, a 15-year-old high school student has been arrested for sending nude photos of herself to her friends via cell phone. That’s apparently a felony in Licking Valley, Ohio, where the girl attends school. I think just naming the place Licking Valley should get somebody arrested. Don’t you?Got hot tips or more good sources for tech news? Share the wealth below or e-mail me direct: cringe (at) infoworld (dot) com. Think you’ve got the right stuff to pass our tech quizzes? They’re not as easy as they look: • The InfoWorld News Quiz • Test Your Geek IQ • Test Your Network Security IQ Software DevelopmentSmall and Medium Business