Finally, a political candidate who understands what the people really want. Tania Derveaux, a candidate for the Belgian parliament, has promised to personally provide jobs to 40,000 lucky male constituents if they'll vote for her NEE party -- and by “jobs,” I'm not talking about gainful employment. NEE (Dutch for “No”) is a party without any real candidates; if NEE wins a seat, it goes empty, as a protest agains Finally, a political candidate who understands what the people really want. Tania Derveaux, a candidate for the Belgian parliament, has promised to personally provide jobs to 40,000 lucky male constituents if they’ll vote for her NEE party — and by “jobs,” I’m not talking about gainful employment. NEE (Dutch for “No”) is a party without any real candidates; if NEE wins a seat, it goes empty, as a protest against politicians’ empty promises.Derveaux claims that her promise is anything but empty. Interested supporters can sign up at her Web site; NEE promises to cover travel costs, and Belgian citizenship is apparently not a requirement. (That loud click you just heard was 50,000 surfers leaving this web site.) For those of you still reading this blurb: Of course there’s a catch. After you sign up, you receive a link to a five-minute YouTube pantomime performed by Derveaux’s cute but chatty Asian “assistant.” (And, incidentally, a plug for Derveaux’s as-yet-unfinished movie.) When it was all over I felt strangely unfullfilled. Yet another politician who refuses to put her money where… oh never mind. Yeah, I fell for it too. Does that make me the sucker? Share your thoughts below or email me here. Software DevelopmentSmall and Medium Business