The App Store scams have started. Now that eight beknighted souls have dropped $1K apiece for a useless iPhone screensaver, what will the next flim flam be? Cringely has some ideas. So Apple yanked Armin Henreich’s I Am Rich application from its App Store, but not before eight synapse-challenged individuals paid $1,000 apiece for it (according to Wired News). This was at least the third app Apple has quietly removed from store shelves, but the first one where its motivation was relatively clear.In case you’re not one of the Great 8, I Am Rich is simply a glowing red ruby screensaver that “reminds you (and others when you show it to them) that you were rich enough to afford this.” And that’s all it does. Obviously in this case “Rich” is a synonym for “Brain Dead.”As Wired blogger Brian Chen points out, $1000 represents the top price anyone can pay for something on the App Store. Now the question is, what mobile app possibly be worth a grand? Maybe the Eliot Spitzer Escort Locator? What would you pay $1K to run on your handset? Nominate your apps below or email me direct: cringe (at) infoworld (dot) com. Think you’ve got the right stuff to pass our tech quizzes? They’re not as easy as they look: • The InfoWorld News Quiz • Test Your Geek IQ • Test Your Network Security IQ Software DevelopmentSmall and Medium Business