Martin Heller
Contributing Writer

Doing my bit for the economy

analysis
Dec 2, 20082 mins

Martin wanted a new workstation, but what he's getting is a new bathroom.

When I decided to do my bit for the economy, my first thought was to replace my 5-year-old workstation. I stopped at my local white-box shop and talked AMD versus Intel quad-core chips and Nvidia versus ATI graphics boards with the proprietor. I came home with an $1,100 system proposal to ponder.

I wasn’t to be. There was a horrible smell in the main bathroom at home, which we eventually tracked down to a leak in the 50-year-old toilet. The plumber didn’t think it was worth fixing, and his boss didn’t think we could easily replace it. “You just know there will be a lead waste pipe down there, and new one-piece toilets don’t go onto the same footprint as an old four-piece toilet.” Up came the contaminated rug, off went the water feed, and in came the remodeling contractors. One thing led to another, and soon we were talking about demolition to bare studs, upgraded wiring, bamboo floors, biscuit porcelain, and polished nickel fixtures.

The estimates are running in the $35,000 range. Given what’s happened to my retirement account in the econolypse, the only financing option I could see was to borrow against the house. Fortunately, there is still equity left in our house, our credit is good, we have a good relationship with our bankers, and our small local bank is still lending.

We closed on the equity line today. Wish us luck.

Martin Heller

Martin Heller is a contributing writer at InfoWorld. Formerly a web and Windows programming consultant, he developed databases, software, and websites from his office in Andover, Massachusetts, from 1986 to 2010. From 2010 to August of 2012, Martin was vice president of technology and education at Alpha Software. From March 2013 to January 2014, he was chairman of Tubifi, maker of a cloud-based video editor, having previously served as CEO.

Martin is the author or co-author of nearly a dozen PC software packages and half a dozen Web applications. He is also the author of several books on Windows programming. As a consultant, Martin has worked with companies of all sizes to design, develop, improve, and/or debug Windows, web, and database applications, and has performed strategic business consulting for high-tech corporations ranging from tiny to Fortune 100 and from local to multinational.

Martin’s specialties include programming languages C++, Python, C#, JavaScript, and SQL, and databases PostgreSQL, MySQL, Microsoft SQL Server, Oracle Database, Google Cloud Spanner, CockroachDB, MongoDB, Cassandra, and Couchbase. He writes about software development, data management, analytics, AI, and machine learning, contributing technology analyses, explainers, how-to articles, and hands-on reviews of software development tools, data platforms, AI models, machine learning libraries, and much more.

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