Our ongoing, hard-hitting, take-no-prisoners investigation into the seamier side of telecommunications continues with a note from a Cringester who a) runs a successful high-tech consultancy and b) was a phone sex operator in a previous life. Or, as she puts it, "From sex to hex. No biggie, really." I couldn't resist asking her how the two jobs compared. Surprisingly, there's a lot in common betwee Our ongoing, hard-hitting, take-no-prisoners investigation into the seamier side of telecommunications continues with a note from a Cringester who a) runs a successful high-tech consultancy and b) was a phone sex operator in a previous life. Or, as she puts it, “From sex to hex. No biggie, really.”I couldn’t resist asking her how the two jobs compared. Surprisingly, there’s a lot in common between working on a help desk and offering hot live chat, as well as a few key differences. Tech Support vs Phone Sex TS: Support contracts often required PS: Pay per incident is much more common TS: “Is it turned on?” PS: “Are you turned on?” TS: Encourages you to explore the vendor’s Web site before offering assistance PS: Encourages you to explore TS: Escalates to Level 2 support technician PS: Escalates to Headmistress, Governess, or Dominatrix TS: Tries to get you off the line as quickly as possible PS: They don’t get off until you do One final difference: “In IT, saying the words ‘Nice Rack’ could land you in a sexual harassment lawsuit, even if you were talking about the server room.” Have you got a story to tell, seamy or otherwise? Post it below, or send it discreetly to my inbox. Top tipsters will receive some cool swag. Software DevelopmentSmall and Medium Business