Tangled by a web of server cabling but in need of coffee, our Off the Record author tried to move, only to put a leg through the floor. “My foot was jammed, so I bent down to free it,” he writes. “This is where things went haywire.” Then, after impaling his rear end, he tripped and was freed from the wires, but blood was pouring everywhere. Nothing cheeky about safety. A passerby came into the room, cracked up laughing, then promptly bent over to investigate and, nothing but the truth here, impaled himself on the same spike. “But this story is only half over. We had to figure out what to do.” Software Development