#FiveWordTechHorrors: Your IT nightmares, in brief

Brevity is the soul of wit, as Ernest Hemingway once demonstrated when he wrote his six-word short story: “For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn.”

Now, the explosion of the #FiveWordTechHorrors hashtag on Twitter has shown you can sum up all the ghastliness and heartache of IT in phrases of one word less than Hemingway’s example. Here’s a collection of the most pithy, pointed, and perceptive favorites:

We can add security later.  

— Jeremy Martin (@jmar777)

Clear the cache and refresh.

— Ben Callahan (@bencallahan)

You backed it up, right? pic.twitter.com/KGmhjPpmGu

— Julie Anderson (@juliejulie)

Best viewed with Internet Explorer.

— Nick Pettit (@nickrp)

I’ll just reply to all

— cody_bunch (@cody_bunch)

client paid me in bitcoin

— CUSS BROTHER (@CUSSBRO)

“All our developers are designers.”

— Jen Simmons (@jensimmons)

This website requires Flash Player.

— Stephen Robinson (@xstex)

We’ve been bought by Yahoo

— James Wallis (@JamesWallis)

The acquisition won’t change anything

— Brian Gracely (@bgracely)

Billion of devices running Java

— Mohit Kumar (@unix_root)

just install your own cloud.

— Werner Vogels (@Werner)

Google changed their search algorithm

— jason (@Jason)

Robert Scoble thinks it’s cool.

— Dave Winer ☮ (@davewiner)

Off by one error.

— Snook (@snookca)

Open souce doesn’t cost anything

— Jonathan Frappier (@jfrappier)

And last, but definitely not least:

According to Gartner we should…

— Joe Onisick (@jonisick)

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